Smash
forehead on keyboard to continue.
Enter any
11-digit prime number to continue.
Press any
key to continue, or any other key to quit.
Press any
key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
Press Ctrl-Alt-Del
now for IQ test.
Close your
eyes and press escape three times.
Bad
command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
This will
end your Windows session.
Do you want to play another game?
Windows
message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
This is a
message from God Gates:
"Rebooting the world. Please log off."
To shut
down your system, type "WIN."
BREAKFAST.SYS
halted... Cereal port not responding.
COFFEE.SYS
missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
CONGRESS.SYS
corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
File not
found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Bad or
missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
Runtime
Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
Error
reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
WinErr
16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL+PAPER.SYS)
User Error:
Replace user.
Netscape
VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
Welcome to
Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
If you are
an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you
and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel
nice to have security?
Required
Government Warning: After we got caught in
cahoots with the hardware manufacturers for trying to
needlessly fill your hard drives, the following
message is now required as you save your files in
Word. "Word has detected that you don't
wish to save your text file as a lumpy and space
wasting .doc format filled with potential viruses.
Would you like to save your old outdated ascii file
as a Word file anyway?"
Your hard
drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles
have been deleted. The police are on the way.
