Fusion Girl

by Bill Higgins

I was working in the Fusion Lab late one night
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But I couldn't get my magnetic bottle to light
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Yeah, it was late at night
Yeah, it wouldn't light
Yeah, she was a Fusion Girl
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Then I met a chemist who was kinda pretty
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She told me that she came from Salt Lake City
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Yeah, she was kinda pretty
Yeah, she came from Salt Lake City
Yeah, she was a Fusion Girl
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She said, "You're wasting your time, and you're bound to lose"
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"Let me introduce you to a new way to fuse"
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Yeah, you're bound to lose
Yeah, a new way to fuse
Yeah, she was a Fusion Girl
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What Fermi did under a stadium
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She did with heavy water and palladium
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Yeah, he had a stadium
Yeah, she had palladium
Yeah, she was a Fusion Girl
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We made it together and it was so sweet
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Just a few neutrons and a whole lotta heat
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Yeah, it was so sweet
Yeah, a lotta heat
Yeah, she was a Fusion Girl
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