How
Do You Decide Who to Marry ?
"You got to find
somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and
she should keep the chips and dip coming."
-- Alan, age 10
"No person really
decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to
find out later who you're stuck with."
-- Kirsten, age 10
What
Is the Right Age to Get Married ?
"Twenty-three is
the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then."
-- Camille, age 10
"No age is good to
get married at. You got to be a fool to get married."
-- Freddie, age 6
How
Can a Stranger Tell if Two People Are Married ?
"Married people
usually look happy to talk to other people."
-- Eddie, age 6
"You might have to
guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids."
-- Derrick, age 8
What
Do You Think Your Mom and Dad Have in Common ?
"Both don't want
no more kids."
-- Lori, age 8
What
Do Most People Do on a Date ?
"Dates are for
having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you
listen long enough."
-- Lynnette, age 8
"On the first date,
they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date."
-- Martin, age 10
What
Would You Do on a First Date That Was Turning Sour ?
"I'd run home and
play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all
the dead columns."
-- Craig, age 9
When
Is It OK to Kiss Someone ?
"When they're rich."
-- Pam, age 7
"The law says you
have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that."
-- Curt, age 7
"The rule goes
like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to
do."
-- Howard, age 8
Is
It Better to Be Single or Married ?
"I don't know
which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm
never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to
be all grossed out."
-- Theodore, age 8
"It's better for
girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them."
-- Anita, age 9
How
Would the World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married
?
"There sure would
be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"
-- Kelvin, age 8
How
Would You Make a Marriage Work ?
"If you want to
last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy
clothes, especially underwear that is red and maybe
has a few diamonds on it."
-- Lori, age 8
"Tell your wife
that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck."
-- Ricky, age 10
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