A. A. A. D'Artagnan Umslopagaas -- (London Times)
A. Moron -- Commissioner of Education,
Virgin Islands
Appendicitis, Laryngitis,
Meningitis, Peritonitis, and Tonsilitis Jackson -- (Newsweek)
Arystotle Tottle -- Pirate; Falmouth, England
A. Toxen Worm -- Theatrical Press Agent, New
York City
Private Baby Cherry -- U. S. Army, 225th
Quartermaster Battalion
Basil Crapster -- Princeton University, Class
of 1941
Sir Basil Smallpeice -- Chairman, Cunard Line;
London, England
Mrs. Belcher Wack Wack -- (Miss Belcher first married
Mr. Wack, then married his brother)
Messrs. Bull and Schytt -- Glaciologists, General
Assembly;
International Union of Geodesy and Geophysics,
Geneva, Switzerland
Cardinal Sin -- Archbishop of Manila,
Philippines
Crapper, Limited, Toilets of
London, England --
(Thomas Crapper's biography is aptly titled
"Flushed with Pride")
F. G. Vereneseneckockkrockoff -- San Francisco, California
Mrs. Friendly Ley -- Mission Hills, California
Groaner Digger -- Undertaker; Houston, Texas (Today's
Health)
I. O. Silver -- (Philadelphia Evening
Bulletin)
John Senior, Jr. -- New York City
Justin Tune -- Chorister, Westminster Choir
College
Melissy Dalciny Caldony Yankee
Pankee Devil-Take-The-Irishman Garrison -- Tryon City, North Carolina
(Ms.) Memory Lane -- Roslyn High School, New York
Original Bug -- Liverpool, England
Positive Wasserman Johnson -- Evanston, Illinois
Preserved Fish, Jr. -- New Bedford, Massachusetts
Shanda Lear -- Battle Creek, Michigan; of
the 'Lear Jet' Lears
Strangeways Pigg Strangeways -- Star Cricket Player; London
Mrs. V. D. Whynot -- Linda Whynot was convicted
of lewd and wanton behavior in the Gemini Hotel,
Providence, Rhode Island.
Dr. Zoltan Ovary -- Gynecologist, New York
Hospital
