In the
beginning there was the Plan, and then the
Specification.
And the Plan was without form, and the Specification
it was void,
And darkness was on the face of the Implementation
Team.
They spake unto their Team Leader, saying,
"It is a crock of shit, and
it stinks to high heaven."
Next it
was the Team Leader and it was the Project Head.
Now the Team Leader spake unto the Project Head,
saying,
"It is a crock of feces,
and intolerably malodorous."
Then it
was the Project Head and it was the Department
Manager.
Now the Project Head spake unto the Department
Manager, saying,
"It is a container of
excrement, and its effluvium is very strong."
Then it
was the Department Manager and it was the Product
Manager. Now the Department Manager spake unto the
Product Manager, saying,
"It is a vessel of
fertilizer, of overpowering strength."
Then it
was the Product Manager and it was the Marketing
Director. Now the Product Manager spake unto the
Marketing Director, saying,
"It containeth that which
aideth the growth of plants, and strong it is."
And it was
the Marketing Director and it was the Vice President.
Now the Marketing Director spake unto the Vice
President, saying,
"It promoteth growth, and
it is very powerful."
And it was
the Vice President and it was the President.
Now the Vice President spake unto the President,
saying,
"This powerful new product
will promote the growth of the company."
And the
President looked upon the product, and saw that it
was good.
Anonymous
c. 1970
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