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Funny Latin Phrases



A sure friend is found in an unsure situation Amicus certus in incerta re cernit
All that glitters is not gold Ne teneas aurum totum quod splendet ut aurum
Always wear underwear on your head Semper ubi sububi in caput tuum
As if! Ut si!
At last, here come the pigs Demum, veniunt porci
Beam me up, Scotty! Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!
Behold the power of cheese Ecce potestas casei
Big Brother is watching you Magnus Frater te spectat
Come on, come on, do the Locomotion with me Veni, veni, veni Locamowae cum me
Couch potato Radix lecti
Damn! Vae!
Do you want to dance? I know the Funky Broadway Visne saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam scio
Don't applaud. Just throw money Non plaudite. Modo pecuniam jacite
Don't call me, I'll call you Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo
Don't have a cow, man! Noli habere bovis, vir
Don't you dare erase my hard disk! Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum!
Eat my shorts Vescere bracis meis
Everybody's a comedian Quisque comoedus est
Everyone is doing it Sic faciunt omnes
Excuse me. I've got to see a man about a dog Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi
Fools laugh at the Latin language Rident stolidi verba Latina
Get a life Fac ut vivas
Go For It! Velis et Remis
Go with the flow Ventis secundis, tene cursum
Greed is its own reward Cupiditas praemium suum est
Have a nice day Die dulci fruere
Hey (name)! Did you nail my sandals to the floor? Salve, (name)! Crepidas meas per clavos ad solum adfixinte?
Hold my calls Fac ut nemo me vocet
Honey, I'm home Mellita, domi adsum
Honk if you speak Latin Sona si Latine loqueris
How long are you going to abuse our patience? Quo usque tandem abutere patentia nostra?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
I am as dead as the nehru jacket Tam exanimis quam tunica nehru fio
I am odd, therefore I am Ridiculum sum, ergo sum
I believe it because it is unreasonable Credo quia absurdum est
I brake for animals Frena pro feris teneo
I Came, I Saw, I went very quickly Veni, Vidi, V8
I Came, I Saw, I played tennis Veni, Vidi, Volley
I Came, I Saw, I Left Veni, Vidi, Vamoose
I Came, I Saw, I ran away as far as possible Veni, Vidi, Vietnam
I Came, I Saw, I went home and rented the video Veni, Vidi, VCR
I Came, I Saw, I Cleaned Up Veni, Vidi, Vacuum
I Came, I Saw, I Drank Veni, Vidi, Vodka
I Came, I Saw, I Drank Too Much Veni, Vidi, Vomit
I Came, I Saw, I Rode Home Veni, Vidi, Vespa
I Came, I Saw, I Charted the New Frontier Veni, Vidi, Voyager
I Came, I Saw, I created a vacuum Veni, Vidi, Venturi
I Came, I Saw, the truth is out there Veni, Vidi, Vrai
I Came, I Saw, I wore a feather boa Veni, Vidi, Va Va Vroom
I Came, I Saw, I Disappeared Veni, Vidi, Vanish
I Came, I Saw, I Stuck Around Veni, Vidi, Velcro
I Came, I Saw, I Drove Veni, Vidi, Volvo
I Came, I Saw, I Concurred Veni, Vidi, Verily
I Came, I Saw, I made a horrible screeching noise Veni, Vidi, Violin
I Came, I Saw, I went to a Spielberg film Veni, Vidi, Velociraptor
I Came, I Saw, I ran over a deer Veni, Vidi, Venison
I came, I saw, I ate vegetarian! Veni, vidi, vege!
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping Veni, vidi, visa
I came, I saw, I got scared, I ran! Veni, vidi, territus sum, curcurri!
I came, I saw, I want to go home Veni, vidi, volo in domum redire
I can't believe I ate the whole thing Non possum credere me totum edisse
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure
I do not like to work Laborare non amo
I don't give a damn Flocci non facio
I don't want a toaster Furnulum pani nolo
I hate broccoli Odi brassicum
I hope we'll still be friends Spero nos familiares mansuros
I just flew in from Gaul, and boy, are my arms tired! Nupperime de Gallia huc volavi! Mehercule, bracchia mea defatiga sunt!
I know that you are very troublesome Scio vos esse molestissimos
I laugh at you! Derideo te!
I laugh, therefore I am Rideo, ergo sum
I think that Elvis is still alive. Credo Elvem ipsum etian vivere
I think that you are very annoying Puto vos esse molestissimos
I think, therefore I am Cogito, ergo sum
I think, therefore I am depressed Cogito, ergo doleo
If catapults are outlawed, then only outlaws will have catapults Cum catapultae proscriptae erat, tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt
If it isn't broke, don't fix it Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere
If you can read this, you are overeducated Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
If you want to be loved, love! Si vis amavi, ama!
I'll have a pizza with everything on it Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo
I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione
It is foolish to fear that which you cannot avoid Stultum est timere quod vitare non potes
It isn't over until it's over Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit
Jesus, for so great a name, no praise is adequate Iesus, tanto nomini nullum par elogium
Judge the tree by its fruit, not by its leaves Fructu non folis arborem aestima
Kiss the Cook! Basia Coquum
Let's look at the bottom line Summam scrutemur
Let's step outside! Foras gradiamur
Like father, like son Qualis pater, talis filius
Love Me, Love My Cat Qui Me Amat, Amat et Cattum Meum
Love Me, Love My Dog Qui Me Amat, Amat et Canem Meam
Make (my) day, punk Fabriacate diem, punk
Make my day Fac ut gaudeam
May barbarians invade your personal space! Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!
May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy! Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
My dog ate it Canis meus id comedit
My favourite group is the Beatles Caterva carissima mea est Cimictus
My favourite! Tuna-noodle casserole! Me dilectissima! Farrago thunni!
No way Nullo modo
Nothing is uglier than a bald man with hair Calvo turpius est nihil comato
Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out. Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur
Pretty please with a cherry on top! Te precor dulcissime supplex!
Read 'em and weep Lege atque lacrima
Read my lips Labra lege
Really rad, dude! Radicitus, comes!
Say, you sure are drinking a lot Re vera, potas bene
Seen any good movies lately? Vidistine nuper imagines moventes bonas?
Small things affect light minds Parve leves capiunt animos
Stand aside plebians! I am on imperial business! Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!
Stupid cow Vacca foeda
Stupid is as stupid does Stultus est sicut stultus facit
Surely you do not believe that I am playing with a doll? Num credis me pupa ludere?
Take a hint Cepe indicum
Take my wife. . .please! Nunc prehende uxore meam. . .sis!
Thank you for not smoking Tibi gratias agimus quod nihil fumas
That's the way the cookie crumbles Sic biscuitus disintegratum
The appearances of things are deceptive Fallaces sunt rerum species
The fat lady has sung Obesa cantavit
The more men have, the more they want Homines, quo plura habent, eo ampliora cupiunt
There is no free lunch Nullum gratuitum prandium
Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket! Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
We always strive for the things that are forbidden and we desire the ones we are denied Nitimur in vetitum semper cupimusque negata
We are amused by an excellent joke Ioco optimo delactamur
Well you can knock me down. Step on my face. Slander my name all over the place. Do anything that you wanna do. But uh-uh honey, lay off of my shoes. Me humi proruas. Mi calces os. Aut infames nomen animos. Fac quidquid habes in animo, Sed, age, mel, nune parce calceis
Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound Quiquid latine dictum sit altum viditur
Where's the beef? Ubi est bibula?
Why are you laughing? I'm not weird! Cur rides? Ridiculum non sum!
You can say that again! Illud iterum dicere potes!
You can't say that in Latin Illiud Latine dici non potest
Your fly is open Braccae tuae aperiuntur
Your slip is showing Subucula tua apparet
You're fired! Ego te dimitto

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